By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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chy_fml 22

That's what you get next time don't mess around with cats they are evil.

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kalebb 0

hhahahahahahahaahha go cat! you dick...

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realggirl 0

Oh my God, finally an FML that refers to a living, breathing cat rightfully as "he" rather than as "it" which is just incorrect and rude. You have shown enough respect for cats to make up for it. YLIF

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scorpio_fml 0

didnt your parents play with you when you were young? is that why you're so mean? pathetic dude

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princessgaby 0

you deserved that one love! you're an idiot!

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cRothabeast 0

Dude! Cats don't understand humor! Dumb sh*t...

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