Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

you totally deserved that kittens are so cute and cuddly and playful and i love them and that was just mean i wish everyone who agrees with me could put u under a blanket and fart and trap u in there

sister_maynard 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:06

You're a dumbass bully for tormenting a little kitten and even more of an idiot for not even doing it right. Did it eat your testicles?

doof_fisch 2

Monday 8 June 2009 9:11

I'm sure the kitten feels bad and will offer you a couple hairballs as replacements.

Sokai_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:37

Good. YDI.

gingermonster16 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:47

Shit, good for the cat. Are you a fat lonely kid? Sounds like it.

alexgisforme3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:48

you deserve it for abusing the poor cat. i feel so bad for him (the cat). there is no joke about that shit your doing.

burtoda 0

Monday 8 June 2009 10:08

wow thats awesome

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