Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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DeviousAngel 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:52

I love this FML. It's going to be my only favorite one. :) OP, there's ways to fix your dilemma.

jansdo 1

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:53

reboot the computer

drummerboy2014 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:54

No offense but that's hard believe. Keys hardly ever get stuck. It's more of a probability that you would lie. If it really did get stuck then you need to quit eating jelly donuts over your keyboard fatty. Either way you're an idiot.

The_Jokers_Doll 5

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:59

If your key is really stuck, and you're using a desktop, why don't you just pop out the outer part of the key, unstick it with tweezers or something, and put it back on? Problem solved!

BellaMarta 19

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:59

TAKE OFF THE CAPS LOCK KEY THEN AND PUT IT BACK ON

fattu4554 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:08

In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket.

Cshoc16 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:10

why is everyone saying that this is the best fml ever? It's not really THAT funny

yankee805 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 21:38

go fall in a hole

Lorbah 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:12

On the bright side, you may have a future selling Oxy Clean products.

gkflower 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:21

hahhahaha

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:24

I'm closing the comments on this FML due to sub-zero levels of critical thinking. If you think the FML is fake, then read back to the other moderator comments on this FML, and remember that it was submitted from a LAPTOP. Sorry!

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