Geek: TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK.... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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lazerdude07 0

Monday 21 March 2011 22:32

wow...best FML ever

dcam13 19

Monday 21 March 2011 22:49

okay OP no need to get angry and post your fml in all caps too...

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1MaoChan 4

Monday 27 June 2011 20:14

sometimes pressing the shift key below the caps lock once helps.... idk how. but always has for me.

poocherz97 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 6:31

this is fake because the word 'today' is already written in for you in normal size

terroremsaecula 0

Friday 8 July 2011 8:51

This is the most hilarious post.

shinrawr 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 11:21

fake

Rubber_Chicken 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:39

ever tried using a table knife to pop it off? I had the same thing happen but with the letter R!

tandycandy1 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:24

You obviously typed it with caps lock on, on purpose. All of the FMLs' start with "today" without you having to type it in, and "Today" is in all caps.

codylicious6 0

Friday 15 July 2011 22:43

Best FML ever. favorites

Java6Nerd 10

Sunday 24 July 2011 18:37

I think this is fake, but I don't care because it made me laugh my ass off.

ifailsobadly 18

Thursday 28 July 2011 13:44

Go to start, accessories and then on screen keyboard. You're welcome. Although i think im a tad too late.

leakyman 4

Monday 1 August 2011 16:25

it's fake FML puts "today," in for you

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