Miscellaneous: Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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Saturday 19 February 2011 19:56

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

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Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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kbby3 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 5:42

Well.... Nothing says a good lesson than personal experience right?? Lol

Luluthus 41

Friday 14 March 2014 20:03

Practice what you preach

doglover100 28

Friday 18 April 2014 22:53

If you are both adults with jobs, I don't see anything wrong.

robynlee123 9

Sunday 19 October 2014 0:00

practice what you preach

fantasyworld 37

Friday 15 May 2015 4:14

If they are both adults with steady jobs and have a place to live, I don't see a problem.

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