Miscellaneous: Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school....

By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 14:51 - Ireland

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me telling me she's pregnant. FML

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Saturday 19 February 2011 19:56

Who tells someone they're pregnant in a text? Don't people talk face to face anymore? Sad and YTDI.

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Wow, what irony! D: I hope you DID have safe sex. If you didn't YDI.

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summerbaybay 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 3:22

I think this calls for a "practice what you preach" moment.

Bebop_fml 1

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:18

safe sex doesnt mean anti pregnancy.. it's more like anti STDs.

skiingspazz97 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 4:32

wow that's dumb.

RKftw68 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:11

haha irony

Johnny9612 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 5:38

Where a condom next time

goldfish78 11

Sunday 20 February 2011 7:20

congratulations! YDI! I hope you include "accept responsibilities" on your class.

OhFiona1 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 8:54

Irony at its finest:)

rockscheer101 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 14:19

how is this fyl? isn't it supposed to be good news when your having a baby?

oldenuff2party 3

Sunday 20 February 2011 16:35

ironys a bitch

newfiegirl 8

Sunday 20 February 2011 17:21

you can all stfu, I didn't know, cant help how stupid that makes me. I've never been happier, don't regret it one bit.

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