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By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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Thursday 14 January 2010 11:00

ooft ...

dagoboyantonelli 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:40

thats sad to hear but its funney as hell

mptothedc 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 9:32

Your Jane got the jungle fever

Larissa94 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:45

well if real life Tarzan looks anything like Brendan Fraser did in George of the Jungle then you had no chance

kgraham21 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 1:23

Tarzan is my favourite movie ever!!!

scotty1234 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:07

haha tazan

lu95 16

Monday 19 April 2010 3:48

well from what i hear tarazan is HOTT

producersfan 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:14

Tarzan is hottt

TJT 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 18:32

:S that's ****** up

TinyVixen 0

Monday 26 July 2010 20:45

can u blame her?

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