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By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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DDang 2

Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:07

xD Sorry to hear >3

Halonation 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:05

At least she lived the Disney fantasy. /pun

hellomeli712 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:37

lol I'm sorry that sucks but its quite funny...

nood_fml 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 6:08

lol you know how some girls are with their apeman fetishes lol :P

0you0know0it0 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:08

sorry to here that but come on what women wouldn't do Tarzan? xD

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:13

If her name was Jane, you should have seen it coming. :-P Sorry, dude, that sucks.

chux4w 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 14:45

At least now you know she's into swinging. Use it to your advantage.

Nick_Stevens 3

Tuesday 12 January 2010 21:03

Bad luck man, but that is genuinely pretty funny.

dalsegno 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:47

Hahaha! I would have told her "good job!"

Serendipiti 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 3:51

LMAO!! i wuld 2 he's SEXY! XD

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