Embarrassing, Relatable Awkward The Jack Nicholson look

The Jack Nicholson look

jake - - United States

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

11 009

22 714

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

RaquelW 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:51

Shave the other side. Pretend to be constantly surprised.

aaronfuegopop 7

Wednesday 29 February 2012 18:50

I can do that without shavin em

agreedtodisagree 4

Wednesday 29 February 2012 21:41

On a brighter note, people actually notice you now.

ocie14 9

Wednesday 29 February 2012 21:47

It'll grow back...once I bleached one of my eyebrows and it turned out orange for a few months...don't even ask

Akharr01 5

Wednesday 29 February 2012 22:04

Thats interesting.

Drobin_fml 0

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:26

This made me chuckle! Thank you!

heereman 2

Wednesday 29 February 2012 23:39

Accidentally shaved Your eyebrow?

PaigeyTaylor 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:23

....yes

Devin91 20

Thursday 1 March 2012 0:37

Hahahaha

hahaha1699 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 4:12

ok you set yourself up for that one

hplover32 19

Thursday 1 March 2012 4:19

I've been trying to learn to do that! Good job!

KevLar33 4

Thursday 1 March 2012 4:55

If you smellllllll what the rock...... Is cooking!!

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight because I bought two new makeup palettes. He ranted that I have too much already, it all looks the same, and that I’m a hoarder. Last month he threatened to break up with me for throwing out condiments that were two years past their expiration dates. FML

1 162

251

Today, I posted a pic of my prom dress on facebook. The dress looked amazing on me and it just felt so right. So I spent every single dollar I had and some borrowed to buy the dress. When I logged on later that night, the first comment asked "Is this a joke?" FML

28 605

5 128

Today, I was eating a bag of almonds I got from the bulk food store, picking off what I thought was stringy remnants of their shells. When I finally got down to the bottom of the bag, I found a silk worm circling around the last almond left of a bag of about 200. FML

35 387

6 110

Today, I tried to blackmail my douchebag boss for a raise, since I had ample proof that he's screwing a co-worker. Turns out he and his wife are in an open relationship, and HR doesn't give a damn about office romances. Now I have to quit or deal with the most hostile work environment ever. FML

15 480

64 440

Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML

14 373

1 762

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

35 526

4 000