Dogs, Painful and Health: It hurts - FML

It hurts

By dogbait - 14/02/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my neighbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. The gash in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. When I finally got into my house screaming in agonizing pain, my mother said "Quit bitching, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

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Tripout 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:01

correct me if I'm wrong, but can't you sue the owners

soozjw 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 12:00

Yes you need to get it looked at. It could get infected.

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lovely220 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 8:33

I really hope you went to the hospital... And when you get better throw an angry rabid cat on her.. Just sayin

PugnaciousSaint 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 8:52

sissy

Cr4zyd4wg 0

Friday 15 October 2010 3:35

no offense, but ur moms a bitch.

talya_patrice 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:29

you're a pussy.

snowtigress 5

Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:54

I call fake

matttheman33 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:50

tell ur mom to move the he'll outta ur house and get a job

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 6 May 2011 3:12

try biting your mom

leprecon0 13

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:45

dude go to the hospital!

mylifepwnz 0

Monday 13 June 2011 4:07

go to the hospital!!!

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 20 June 2011 5:31

you little baby, suck it up

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