Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Get back here! - FML

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 February 2010 16:15

"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."

Gidget772001 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:01

she's crazy!!!

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upshawty 0

Monday 15 February 2010 22:37

i loveee your mom :)

pconn256 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:04

im rly sorry i know wut its like to have alcoholic parents

69blondie69 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:10

Thats friggen Hilarious!!!

EcGyMz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:56

lmfao

blink831forever 13

Tuesday 16 February 2010 9:20

I'm sorry but that is ******* hilarious!! I hope you were able to get your mom home safely.

shaenaa 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 1:21

LMFAO.

suksforu 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 2:11

holy shit thats hilarious

lilbz76 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:32

you could have at least told us if she is hot or not...maybe post some pics...

maddie1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 20:33

omg i woulda put het straight in the loony bin

jes23 0

Friday 19 March 2010 0:08

LMFAO

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