Embarrassing, Alcohol, Drunk and Miscellaneous: Get back here! - FML

Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 February 2010 16:15

"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."

Gidget772001 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:01

she's crazy!!!

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circasurvive725 9

Friday 2 August 2013 22:08

I would've let her go

bleedingglitter 24

Tuesday 17 February 2015 5:40

I would have left the bitch outside but I don't have a great relationship with my mom.

GeorgiaBea 28

Friday 18 December 2015 23:09

Nope. Nope. Nope. I would have just called the cops. Let them take her to jail for indecent exposure. There are consequences for being crazy

memestasquaper 10

Thursday 14 July 2016 6:11

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