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By tkoester - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By newniece - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:14

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

Cads1 24

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:17

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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wtfdude12345 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:34

Grandmas will rule the world one day!

zarrganaut 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:38

This really needs a follow up. I must learn more! D:

wtfdude12345 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:46

#25 i want a follow up too... psychopath grandmother.

mkymouse90 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:27

Who said old people can't start drama.

Cityboyyo 13

Sunday 30 August 2015 14:28

No one has ever said that.

jenninyc1128 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:31

I guess someone has a hot temper. Or your grandma wanted to have once again that fiery passion in their relationship...

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:41

Gives a new meaning to burn baby burn

SK8WITME 19

Saturday 29 August 2015 14:45

I just hope he's fine lol

ahaas96 4

Saturday 29 August 2015 15:33

Till death do us part

hipposteve 21

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:02

despite the gravity of the situation, this couple sounds cute!

leogachi 15

Saturday 29 August 2015 19:25

@36 I really hope that was sarcasm. If not, please see a therapist.

momof3honeybee 13

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:42

a meme came to mind when i read this.

Rskittles10 16

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:49

Gotta love old people right.

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