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Freaky family

By tkoester - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:14

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

Cads1 24

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:17

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

Comments

prettygurl89 16

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:37

That's awful but kinda gangster at the same time. Hope gramps is ok!

myoukei 31

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:41

Is she a murderous sadist or simply suffering from a serious neurocognitive disorder. Only a followup will tell

Nina825 21

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:47

Hehehehehehe so much lovee

VincentLeonhart 5

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:49

Bail?Oh no,no bail,she should stay there.

daz18m 15

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:52

I wonder if he sang you light up my life to her

chaseafterwind82 29

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:03

Wow, your granny is a badass!

pleasedie 22

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:21

I usually try to look on the bright side of things...... But I don't see one good thing about this. FYL

naddousha 14

Saturday 29 August 2015 12:26

She likes him hot hot hot! No need to hold a candle for them i guess ;-) In all seriousness, i hope both of your grandparents are fine and working through it.