By ABBenzin - 01/02/2012 16:11 - United States
The Top
By Jon - 02/04/2011 16:44 - United States
By Carrie_Chaos - 23/05/2016 20:16 - United States - Fresno
By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 11:29 - United States - Westwood
By Angel1000168 - 27/03/2011 08:37 - Australia
Angel1000168 tells us more.
Show and tell
By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00
By I piss upon thee - 13/05/2016 18:35 - United States - Toledo
By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States
By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States
By lingling - 16/12/2012 00:57 - United States - Germantown
Crowded House
By crowded - 20/05/2020 23:00
Take the L
By JPPUDLY - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Gatos
Food poisoning
By brown and sticky - 16/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baltimore
By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia
By embarassed - 08/08/2009 14:53 - United States
By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States
ughno tells us more.
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha
By C.Neyy - 21/02/2010 07:04 - United States
L0lCney tells us more.
He accidently pushed me, its not like he ment to do it. I hugged him, my leg was caught behind the arm rest on my chair, And I fell onto the arm rest, & hit my head on the wall, HARD. He grabbed my head saying sorry, then pushed me onto the couch & "fake raped" me cause all my friends were laughing. I think he was just trying to make the situation better, it didn't though. At all. I haven't talked to him since. :/
By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur
Nice boxers
By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France
DELETE! DELETE!
By Mandi - 05/12/2022 16:00
By never dip the wick in crazy - 15/04/2016 19:00 - Romania
By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 01:46 - United States - Blythe
By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States
Hairy situation
By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 14:03
By emmmbo - 19/12/2011 15:40 - Australia
By WalnutGaming - 22/10/2013 19:20 - United States - Silver Spring
WalnutGaming tells us more.
Hey guys. I did end up finding my dog. For those who said get a treat or meat, my dog would be way down the street by that time. My dog had stopped to "say Hi" to my neighbor and her dog. I used this method because my dog was trained to come to me when I lay down, but something made him run instead. In training meat was put on the ground and I was put on the ground and my dog chose me first over the meat. He is a good dog really, this is his first actual stunt hes pulled. Anyway, just thought it'd be nice to fill you guys in.
By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States
Get Back
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg
By Alup132 - 11/09/2018 22:00
By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States
Keywords
Ok, guys, OP here. In answer to all the questions/statements about which was smaller, it was the ring. Sorry for not making that clear. And he didn't stink the ring around his balls, he sticky-taped it. My fingers are not that big. Sorry about not making that clear either but the limited words made that tricky. I said no, of course, as I don't want a man that thinks I have that sort of mind or personality. I have gone through every aspect of my relationship with that man and haven't found anything that suggested that I wanted to be proposed to in that manner. Thanks for all your advice!