Stranded
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:29 - Canada
By Singer_Song - 23/08/2013 05:04 - United States
By MdT - 23/05/2009 11:51 - South Africa
By Oops - 10/06/2013 11:22 - United States
By sad-boing - 02/10/2015 21:01 - United Kingdom - Dartford
By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States
By Nochnoii - 07/10/2009 20:07 - Belgium
By Anonymous - 11/02/2013 07:46 - United States - Denton
By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy
By N - 08/02/2009 08:04 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:01 - United States - Wentzville
By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By mirrorfad - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 17:18 - Philippines
By InfestedCarOwner - 15/12/2015 02:16 - United States - San Francisco
Hey Guys, OP here! I'm amazed this got posted, haha. As for my rat situation - Thank you for all the suggestions. I'll definitely try and trap them in the sticky traps. For anyone telling me to clean my car, I work in pizza delivery and my cars actually very clean. I have to clean it on a regular basis, But that doesn't mean it won't smell like food all the time. A little extra backstory, Our neighbors had a rat infestation, too. We're assuming that whichever rats survived decided to make our trash cans their home, and since my car is right next to the trash cans, They got in. Also, For the people saying to use cats - A family member suggested we use our kittens to get them out. Which I'm not going to do.
By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada
By EmptyGlass - 19/06/2014 20:04 - United States - Morehead
This happened actually two weeks or so ago I don't visit this site much so I didn't have a account previously. But today I visited it and decided to post this sense that was a FML moment I had with her and thought it would be funny to share. I did explain to her what it really was but argued with me for about 10 minutes that it was really a Confederate flag until I had to go on the internet and show her that it was really a British flag. I ended it with this girl for...various reasons.
By sstahpp - 20/08/2015 21:24 - South Africa - Pretoria
By dtack2tack - 09/07/2015 13:42 - United States
By nehadrihan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oceanside
By countryb_cth - 14/05/2016 20:57 - Canada - Consort
OP here, wow I can't believe this actually got posted. I want to say thank you for the kind words, it was deffinatly nerve racking. To clear some things up, no we did not call the cops. The reason is once I heard the phone go off I woke up my mom and she turned on all the outside lights scaring whoever it was off. (I could tell because their phone went off again but that time the sound was farther away) Also I could tell it was a cell phone from how close it was and ring tones are easy to recognize. For the people saying it could be someone passing through, I highly doubt it since my back yard is fenced and my neighbors are not close together at all. However we are thinking it might be just some teenagers, since when housing construction was going on across the road from us some teens snuck into the unfinished houses, so it could be just them. Thankfully though my parents lock up the gates to the back yard and have a motion sensor camera set up that sends a message to your phone when triggered. We also own 3 dogs, one of which is a great dane. He's a big baby but his bark sure is scary. We hope the person doesn't come back again, if they do we will be calling the cops. There has only ever been one break in the neighborhood and we hope to keep it that way.
By BFFN - 14/04/2016 15:36 - United Kingdom - Glasgow
By oppafucktardstyle - 14/10/2012 20:36 - United States - Waterloo
By TaddM21 - 02/01/2015 03:18 - United States - Salem
By hellalegit - 07/11/2014 06:26 - United States - San Jose
OP here :) So just a little background: I was in fact using spray cans of paint so I was doing it in the driveway because I didn't want to damage the grass in my backyard. The little kid comes over when I turn my back for two seconds and annihilates it. His mom just laughed when I told her ugh :( Fortunately, although the project was due today, I got an extension from my super cool teacher :)
By ForeverAlone - 15/09/2011 21:46 - Canada
By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 07:19 - United States - Federal Way
By Anonymous - 13/06/2012 20:38 - Netherlands
By thelistman - 13/11/2009 19:04 - United States
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I'm the OP. The reason I say Japanese specifically is because I do know a few words and included them in the song. I do love anime. I'm actually a really good singer, I've bee compared to Evanescance (I'm not trying to show off I have no reason to show off to online strangers). I was singing because I had a tune in my head and was being silly. Also the restroom is in the back of the Library so I didn't think it would go that far. I didn't know because not a single person made a face or anything.