Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all...

By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

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Saturday 4 December 2010 9:09

Fire crotch!

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Saturday 4 December 2010 9:12

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thirdbase1733 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:34

pics or it didn't happen

purplemnm 9

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:37

Don't put Tabasco sauce on your area to see if this FML is true. I had to learn the hard way...

Lilmama2Uchickz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:40

.ouch

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Saturday 4 December 2010 22:07

ew you nasty *****

batgirlGordon 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 22:51

dude u look like ur 10

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Sunday 5 December 2010 0:34

oh god! that bites

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Sunday 5 December 2010 1:12

....OWW!

notsoluckypup 12

Sunday 5 December 2010 1:24

O.o

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Sunday 5 December 2010 1:53

88 - that's disgusting...

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Sunday 5 December 2010 7:48

88: That's genius!

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