Relationships and Sleep: Hush - FML

Hush

By dinkley7 - 28/07/2021 18:01

Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:06

1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:09

then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:06

1. Sleep during the day. 2. Change your sexual orientation. 3. Take a vow of celibacy. So many simple solutions to this problem. I stop with the easiest ones.

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 28 July 2021 18:09

then your boyfriend probably has sleep apnea time to get that taken care of or get yourself some really good ear plugs

Plop 17

Wednesday 28 July 2021 20:22

Come on, your life doesn't suck. Think how many women would love to be kept up all night by their boyfriend!

bleachedraven 14

Thursday 29 July 2021 3:34

🤣

ElijahAsh 14

Thursday 29 July 2021 18:19

Punch him on the nose

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