Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped...

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Thursday 11 March 2010 1:05

It's more interesting.Really.

muffinsareyummy 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:06

Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.

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jktadych 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:27

epically owned lmao

ThuhBoss 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:30

I did that 'cuz I was playing with my iPhone. I don't pay attention unless it's real sex.

DGross 8

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:36

agreed :-)

topbanana 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:49

come on it's JUST phone sex! it's not like you guys were doing it for real

letsgobucks 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:58

who still plays tetris? ****

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:47

Tetris rocks. That is all.

the_boss_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:59

you 2 are the saddest sons of bitches. phone sex and tetris? get a damn life

thatoneGeo 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:00

tetris is awesome....can't blame the guy

laddiebastard 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:14

you must suck at phone sex lmao

smartman136 8

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:18

tetris rox

Punkartmama 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:32

Well, if you don't pay full attention to Tetris, you will lose the game. Duh!!!

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