Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped...

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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Thursday 11 March 2010 1:05

It's more interesting.Really.

muffinsareyummy 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:06

Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.

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gregsdaman 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:21

did snickerdoodle just spell sorry wrong?

Erindub 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:25

If hes 12 I can understand. Is he 12?

devin0124 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 5:53

you need to work on your phone sex....if you want I can help you

thatfeelsright 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:14

try oral it's betta than phone

Night22_fml 4

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:14

anybody else thinking of collegehumor's tetris god?

bobbobpope 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:36

yes!!!

MrNiglet3000 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 6:54

ydi for having phone sex...who has phone sex just get the **** out there and do it! ofcoarse hes gonna play tetris cause phone sex isnt the real deal

buttonface 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:05

Either too ugly to get laid the proper way, or too young to **** and go out on a school night. Either way, ydi for being hideous/a teenager.

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:08

she's spelling it "sowwy" as in the cute way of "sorry" STFU :/

mnky 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:10

me and my boyfriend have phone sex but we live over 1000 miles away. and that's a good form of pleasure

Stiffilz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:36

time for a new boyfriend. or phone sex lessons!!

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