Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

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By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

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pun619 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:16

that is just wierd

volleyballx3 2

Friday 19 February 2010 2:17

whats the fmlll !????

bobman555 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:17

Why is this a FML?

ndiesal 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:18

He likes your ****

mandababyyy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:21

how is this an fml?? ur boyfriend sounds awesome!

waterynuggets 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:27

Oh, ok. Not saying you need to get diagnosed with a terminal illness but even "Today, I stepped in dog shit" is more of an FML than this crap.

clux44 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:28

EPIC WIN!!

MjSmittys 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:34

strange....yet someone arousing... ;o;

chikiitaaa 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:46

hahahahahahhaa

kaycay0211 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:00

hahahahahah that's happened to me before I thought it was pretty funny

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