Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

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jcstechs 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:21

God did create toys!!!!

kylehogg 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:26

lol he's funny

Riyu55 0

Friday 19 February 2010 13:47

where the **** am I?

nobridgejustwate 0

Friday 19 February 2010 14:01

Then reply to Snickers's post. K? Thanks. That's why there's that little reply button. Don't tell me to shut the **** up if you're afraid to say the word ****. It's childish. K? Thanks.