Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

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better than him being the drummer

Comments

pink_shades 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:41

haha that's cute;]

perdix 29

Friday 19 February 2010 0:47

I hope he didn't scratch 'em up too badly. I guess between you you've got two turntables and a microphone.

BoostaRoosta 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:04

^win

oneoneryperv 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 3:17

^YES

fueledbyshar 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:52

Agreed, snickerdoodles.

MadaZer0 8

Friday 19 February 2010 0:58

For some reason I feel like making breast pudding...

g3rusz 6

Friday 19 February 2010 0:58

Who the hell lets these "Today, my boyfriend acted funny. FML" posts through moderation?

lovemycowboys 3

Friday 19 February 2010 1:03

hahaha!!!

beer01 0

Friday 19 February 2010 1:26

Yeah, idk how this is an FML. I would like it. At least he ain't making fun of your body but he's playing with it instead. happy happy freaky freaky... hahah!