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Cocobananas

By Anonymous - 11/12/2024 21:00

Today, my old boss is such an arsehole that not only did he fire me last week, he completely forgot about firing me and when he saw me in the shop as a customer, he yelled at me for being late and out of uniform. I swear his mother didn’t birth him, she shat him out the other hole. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 12 December 2024 1:16

You should've said that last line to him. What's he gonna do, fire you again?

mike3775 36

Wednesday 11 December 2024 22:22

Did you tell him “hey jackass I don’t ******* work here anymore”?

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mike3775 36

Wednesday 11 December 2024 22:22

Did you tell him “hey jackass I don’t ******* work here anymore”?

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 12 December 2024 1:16

You should've said that last line to him. What's he gonna do, fire you again?

JasonThorn 20

Thursday 12 December 2024 13:37

That is a pretty hard line. I'm gonna use it if the situation requires it...

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 14 December 2024 21:47

Damn that was extremely graphic. I suggest shopping at a different store if you have the option.

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