Health: Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer...

By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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tomhofer 14

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

That's depressing

Animekid126 13

Monday 13 January 2014 14:28

What a good boyfriend

Comments

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Monday 13 January 2014 18:52

is anybody else having flashbacks to Matilda "YOU CAN DO IT BRUCIE!"

unforgiven1993 7

Monday 13 January 2014 18:55

that's pretty funny

BunnyStar 14

Monday 13 January 2014 19:20

Mmm, chocolate cake

xxtankgirlxx 5

Monday 13 January 2014 19:21

I laughed so f*#@ing hard when i read this, Thank you for sharing your misfortune.

french_vulpix 19

Monday 13 January 2014 19:25

I know your pain! Dark chocolate was my favorite, but then I found out I'm extremely sensitive to caffeine. It's been over a year now since I've had chocolate. Eat lots of caramel and butterscotch OP.

Fotch2013 4

Monday 13 January 2014 19:39

he's a keeper

cdawgtate 9

Monday 13 January 2014 19:41

I like him already

mryoung702 7

Monday 13 January 2014 20:05

ydi because toy could have walked away

Luffy1992 2

Monday 13 January 2014 20:24

Chocolate is not a food. It's a treat to be eaten once in a while. Food implies you would become full from eating. If your eating chocolate like food there's a reason your doctor said you can't eat chocolate..... YOUR F"@king FAT!