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By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2019 16:02

Today, I got married to the love of my life, with whom I've been with for 5 years. It's also one of the 3 times a year where he's got so drunk that, instead of puking in the bed like last time, he puked all over the side of my car while I was driving us home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2020 02:00

Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 November 2022 14:55

Wouldn't it be weird to NOT have emetophobia? Everyone hates vomit.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 2 November 2022 18:45

He gets to pay for the cleaning of the car, your clothes, and your therapy sessions.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 2 November 2022 14:55

Wouldn't it be weird to NOT have emetophobia? Everyone hates vomit.

tiptoppc 19

Saturday 5 November 2022 13:03

Was going to say, hearing the act can cause me to commit the act as well.

Hangryko 31

Wednesday 2 November 2022 18:45

He gets to pay for the cleaning of the car, your clothes, and your therapy sessions.

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