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By Queso Dog - 02/10/2012 14:42 - Japan

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 06:00

Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML

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Tuesday 2 October 2012 18:58

You totally deserved it if you actually thought that would work.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 2 October 2012 18:59

You deserve it. Should've just told him you weren't into him, and asked to part ways.

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CNRhKXtreme 12

Sunday 8 May 2016 23:17

Just be direct next time.

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 22:23

You could just say can we get the check? You seem like a lovely guy but I'm not feeling the chemistry here. I'm so sorry. I'll pick up the bill.

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