Love, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: Mammy's boy

Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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JackWood 20

Saturday 15 April 2023 0:28

You should have asked more questions of him before the visit. Yanno, like are you married? Do you live alone? Will your mother hover when we get there?

core01 30

Saturday 15 April 2023 3:26

Or, do you still sleep in a onsie?

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JackWood 20

Saturday 15 April 2023 0:28

You should have asked more questions of him before the visit. Yanno, like are you married? Do you live alone? Will your mother hover when we get there?