Animals: Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the...

By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a playful fight with my brother. I made the point that our dog likes me better than him. To this, my dog jumped onto the sofa, turned to me and vomited on my face. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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shananigans 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:45

Please please give us the link to that video!!

breenarae25 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:01

who said he was recording?

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Kaeli_lvee 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:03

yeaaaa..link?

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:10

fake.

imperfectclarity 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:00

It was love vomit. He was just demonstrating how much he loves you.

bmonehh 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:03

The fml changed.....?

Username72999 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:07

Yeah, I don't get it either. Someone explain.

jeanii_fml 4

Friday 27 November 2009 3:12

Whoa, that is weird.

alex_vik 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:51

Yeah, I was like "Didn't this have another couple sentences about YouTube and her dad recording this in it before?".

fmylifeer 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:50

http://ihatejade.com/?id=822xfiyicino9jm86fbmvc5sd30wxu

whoismgmt 0

Friday 27 November 2009 4:24

yeah this did change... have you ever tried to search for the author by the way? Ive never found one...

1234five 0

Friday 27 November 2009 4:57

Why are like 90% of these fml stories about vomit!?

meanie_monday 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:27

I love how they changed the fml. They just want people to shut up and stop criticizing the mods. *chuckles*

loninessYman 0

Friday 27 November 2009 5:41

F your life

gpstyne 0

Friday 27 November 2009 6:19

stfu YDI for being a douche this isn't an FML FAIL

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