Intimacy: Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha"...

By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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dmmd8686 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

Should have gone up to him and said "that'll cost you 20 for the show"

regalarius 0

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Man, if I had a dollar for every minute I've been glad no one was watching me, I'd be a rich man. FYL. Also: in before "do him"

Comments

douchebagerry11 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:02

FML for what? I'm sure you loved it. Don't lie to urself.

24788 6

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:11

Well, it's really your fault for dancing to a song like that in public.

FMLGirl1991 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:20

what exactly did you expect for dancing like a ****?

littlemuffet 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:36

That is an amazing talent your friend's father has!

sgn12345 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:39

#25 LOL

lovely997 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 1:42

i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be a able to see a boner while he is standing up, unless he's wearing something that can show it, or if it's really big but not usually common,

etar 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:00

fake

FPsLife 5

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

#81, #54, similar people, THANK YOU. Why the hell do girls do "slutty" or "hypersexualized" things and then get offended/surprised when someone is aroused? And WHY, if a guy gets a boner anywhere in the vicinity of a woman does she assume it's because he was thinking about her?? GET OVER YOURSELVES!