Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of...

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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Today, pearlescent liquid soap squirted all over my white pants while washing my hands. I have 6 more hours of work looking like I jizzed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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Chanayaa 0

Monday 26 July 2010 1:54

mlia.

wopass60 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:07

I did that when I was 16! Don't feel bad

wopass60 0

Monday 26 July 2010 6:07

I did that when I was 16! Don't feel bad

ponychick 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 2:37

hah that's awesome, I'm a horse girl too so a toy pony in soap is still good lol

spinmeroun 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 0:59

where do you get soap like this? I want some lol

wriptidez 0

Friday 22 October 2010 18:39

ocd because ur obsessed with poniez n soap

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:38

this belongs in MLIA. Move along people.

yourmisreybusine 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 11:38

why do I not have soap with a pony in the middle?;o

Luv4Amuc 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 19:56

LOL!!!

mlovecats 0

Friday 18 March 2011 4:16

haha that's amazing

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