Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of...

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 13:39 - Australia

Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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MajicSenpai 12

Tuesday 18 August 2015 2:11

Is it just me or is anyone else thinking about wasted water?

alexmisty88 16

Thursday 29 October 2015 5:18

This person is now 22 years old.

ChromeThunder 5

Thursday 11 August 2016 10:18

*never gets sick ever again*

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