Miscellaneous: Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of... - FML

By Soapy - 28/06/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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Today, I ate something really sticky so I had to wash my hands and mouth. I saw a tea towel on the bench so I was wiped myself with that. Then I noticed it smelt really bad. I had just cleaned my face with turps. FML

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CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:14

What the hell are you talking about?! What the hell is this pony you speak of?! I'm so confizzled.

amy10 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:12

lol wow ydi why didn't u just cut it out?

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BreezyPear 0

Monday 29 June 2009 7:57

Ha! That sounds like something I would do!!

SpicyDuck 22

Monday 29 June 2009 8:29

...Care to elaberate...?

andrewms 0

Monday 29 June 2009 11:35

YDI for even finding soap that HAS a toy in it...

eastmanwolf 0

Monday 29 June 2009 12:29

Haha, I hacked away at a bar of soap to get the fish out when I was 13, but I didn't wash my hands repeatedly to do it. Isn't that really bad for your skin?

ozymandias_fml 0

Monday 29 June 2009 15:04

I don't get it... Are you on heroin or something?

cmodx 0

Monday 29 June 2009 17:04

I had a spongebob one like that (= i was eight... BTW, you need to get some friends or something...

awesomeperson 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:44

aaand thats what knives are for

ThatGuyWasHot2 3

Tuesday 30 June 2009 1:59

it would be even funnier if you were a guy

djh1996 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:00

I do stuff like that all the time...i've learned that it's just because I have too much spare time on my hands...get a job , join some sports...it's all good

EcGyMz 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:13

huh?

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