Money: Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive"... - FML

By anti88 - 01/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

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bhangu023 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:26

It'll get better as long as you don't give up:)

walkern1891 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 8:28

I'm in college and sometimes target is expensive

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TheMatone 8

Sunday 8 June 2014 4:48

Man, walmart is expensive!

KayyKaylyn 14

Wednesday 19 November 2014 17:18

It always has been, if you want something nice go to target, if you want cheap go anywhere else lol

jriley4u 17

Thursday 22 January 2015 8:57

Welcome to my world. It's quite cozy once you get used to it. Lol.

Bubbles77777 11

Sunday 6 August 2017 4:09

Hey it IS expensive:) Instead of calling it Target we call it Tar'get ( pronounced like the word Tar& the letter J) :) :) like it's a fancy store:) At Dollar Tree EVERYTHING is a $1.00. Family Dollar& Walmart are good stores. They have a good variety of things with great prices.

dickgamestrong 9

Thursday 4 January 2018 1:24

fym? it IS the expensive store

SyncSymphony 10

Saturday 18 May 2019 19:48

Dont worry, almost anyone under 40 says the same thing!

pins91 27

Saturday 29 June 2019 8:28

Here in Australia it is!!!!

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