Work: Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny....

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.

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Comments

truebrotrue 7

Friday 4 November 2011 1:57

FAKE AND GAAAAYYYYY

Sniper3000 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:15

Why is your name hatemyboss? it's your fault

krad204 21

Friday 4 November 2011 2:47

He trollin, ya hatin

krad204 21

Friday 4 November 2011 2:47

He trollin, ya hatin

mynameisTiffany 0

Friday 4 November 2011 2:54

ouch, sorry but ur fired.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 4 November 2011 3:05

They were definitely laughing at you not with you...

lolitroll_fml 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:06

Well trollolloooloolllollloollllllloooooollololl to you sir

aarshvipatel 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:18

Idiot

MoonPhase123 4

Friday 4 November 2011 3:26

YDI You shouldn't be mean to your boss.....Unless if he was such a douchey boss -.-

curlypink1214 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:45

Awkward.... Job searching yet??

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