Work: Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny....

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.

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cdogLuvs2golf 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:00

Next time try thinking before you speak. Just a tip

TheBlackCops 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:02

You got trolled.

ReesesPuffs 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:03

uMadddd?

chaoguy789 4

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:15

Trolololo

wokawokanomnom 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:23

Oh you dun ****** up!!!!

JustCallMePic 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:56

The fact that you're gonna be a cop makes the pic that much funnier haha

Ibanez3x 5

Monday 7 November 2011 2:11

love your profile pic lol

TheBigHater 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:28

Lol y u mad?

muzy 23

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:29

I bet you were trolled xD

leadman1989 15

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:29

Just block him don't feed the trolls!

mcdeltaT 2

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:43

So that's bad right?

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 3 November 2011 23:43

Rock n Troll can really get you fired.

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