Work: Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny....

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

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Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

I bet he had his troll face on ready to fire you.

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Thursday 3 November 2011 22:50

Your boss was trolling you.

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svpanther 3

Friday 4 November 2011 3:57

Just like the horror movies

FkThisLife 6

Friday 4 November 2011 4:20

I bet they laughed more cause they knew "the troll" was behind you haha

Treezy_Tha_Troll 3

Friday 4 November 2011 4:39

U MAD BRO??

pooponmikehawk 3

Friday 4 November 2011 5:32

its not his fault he has bright green hair and a jewel for a belly button

afulks78 11

Friday 4 November 2011 5:45

TROLLTROLL

bccaper 3

Friday 4 November 2011 7:34

Hopefully the troll has a good sense of humor

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 4 November 2011 7:39

classic, ydi

mydadpulledout 17

Friday 4 November 2011 7:41

classic, ydi

docscientist 9

Friday 4 November 2011 8:03

Who would've thought your boss could've possibly been around at work?!

docscientist 9

Friday 4 November 2011 8:03

Who would've thought your boss could've possibly been around at work?!

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