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By MarBlu - 23/01/2014 12:53 - United States

Today, I came home from the army and explained to my family how tough it was there. Then, as I was walking away, I stubbed my toe on the couch, fell and cried. FML

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Thursday 23 January 2014 17:07

Stubbing your toe can really hurt! And thank you for your service

That_Ginger 18

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:08

Just be thankful you didn't step on a lego block. Many a good men have lost their lives to those foul pieces of plastic.

Comments

mcm_3 16

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:11

HO-RAH

tanekdrachonae 19

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:29

Hooah-Army, Oorah-Marines

Redoxx_fml 22

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:14

Is anyone else reminded of the Salty Spitoon episode of spongebob?

ethan9100 7

Friday 24 January 2014 4:50

you deserve more likes

gracehi 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:14

Stubbing your toe is no joke, man. I remember that time I stubbed my toe in Nam... Those Charlies almost got away, but luckily I had some good men on my side.

Nastorrian 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:26

Such sarcasm. Much wow. Very lol.

ZY1431 24

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:14

hey stubbing a toe is some serious stuff. its hurts like hell :( thank you for your service.

cicora 10

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:15

Did you just back from BCT and AIT or a deployment?

Nastorrian 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:27

Sounds like basic.

reconscout84 6

Friday 24 January 2014 5:04

I was wondering the same thing

Drag0nb0rn 22

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:16

I have really sensitive toes and I absolutely cannot stand anything touching my toes

Nastorrian 11

Thursday 23 January 2014 19:28

You should buy some toe socks. THAT would drive you crazy.

tanekdrachonae 19

Thursday 23 January 2014 20:16

Have you ever been checked for neuropathy in your toes/feet?

DishnobFruitCum 5

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:16

Did your parents laugh for ten minutes straight, again?

IAmMe204 25

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:19

No comment just thank you for your service.

Zelphoric 25

Thursday 23 January 2014 21:00

That is a comment, just saying haha

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 23 January 2014 17:28

Well that is pretty funny, you posted it so I feel like you don't mind the jokes. "your tax dollars at work." that would be mine. all the same, thanks for doing what I won't :-)