Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

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lucidinferno 12

Thursday 31 October 2019 4:18

You show that table who’s boss! YDI.

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 31 October 2019 6:32

The table won.

Comments

lucidinferno 12

Thursday 31 October 2019 4:18

You show that table who’s boss! YDI.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 31 October 2019 4:45

I find it impressive that the one you broke was the little one!

Mathalamus 24

Thursday 31 October 2019 6:32

The table won.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 31 October 2019 9:27

Only Hulk would win that fight, kid. I hope you and your table can repair your friendship once you've recovered.

Oley 27

Thursday 31 October 2019 20:47

At least the kids didn't get hurt during this domestic spat, G.W.S!

mfranks19891989 10

Thursday 31 October 2019 23:52

I’m pretty sure there’s always a 50/50 shot if you kick a hard object hard enough you can hurt/break something

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