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Kr3tS22
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I would feel bad if u weren't so ugly 0_o yikes
Soo, let me get this straight. You think showing off that you have unprotected sex and having someone cum in you is cool? ydi, you...you, non-****! haha
Ah well at least Plan B has a shelf life of up to four years, so just keep it handy.
strawberryswirl
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The only thing the cashier could possibly think is that you're an idiot for not using reliable birth control.
I seriously doubt the cashier would give a shit about your sex life.
kitties_fml
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What the ****? You must be messed up in so many ways to put that much effort and money into making some random stranger think you're having sex--like the cashier would care anyway. Get help.
jellyfishdelight
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......And then you posted on FML so you could read everyone say what a loser you are. dude. Try to actually do something with your life
hdashdana
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BUY condoms, much cheaper
Do u see the cashier all the time??? if not, then who cares??!!! really, who cares in the first place??!!
niibee
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special ed.... there are hookers
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Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.
YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.