By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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bread_fml 0

You'd get the same results by buying condoms and without looking irresponisble. Idiot.

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matthew33_fml 0

Well if you ask I'll sleep with u ;)

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alaroo101 0

This is just lame. I have had to buy Plan B, and I was so embarassed it's definitely something that you should not take pride in buying. Or pride that you bought it to make others think you were having sex. Who the f--k cares of what other people think. They probably think you are some **** for buying it. Next time, save the money and go find someone to screw. There are plenty of people out there.

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ashiiya 0

Wow do you really have to "prove yourself" to a random cashier? I wouldn't even buy such a thing, people whould actually think I was weird and crazy for it, especially if I was buying it on purpose when I didn't even need it. But whatever, your call, but I don't think that makes you any more attractive.

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xmagster 0

OP, you are a ******* idiot. WHY in the HEll do you give 2 ***** about what a CASHIER thinks about you?! You are attempting to "impress" them by showing them that you where, too drunk/ irresponsible/ skanky to use your birth control correctly? WOW. THAT"S HOT. Please use birth control you ever do do it, because we don't need any more dumb people in the world... ¬¬

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