By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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AquaB 0

you're a DUMB Ass chick and I see y no one wants to **** you

Charlieb023 0

I've always understood that Norwegian and Swedish woman were sexy blonde haired and blue eyed. Why happened?

wow, that's sad. yu could've just bought a pack of condoms and saved yurself some $$$; lmaoo.

ghostwitch1863 0

wow! why would you even care what some stranger at the store thinks of you? clearly you have more serious issues other than no one sleeping with you.

Thoureau 0

First of all, I really hate FMLs like this where someone complains about their sex life as early as their teens-20's. I understand if they are in their 30's-40's, but I assume that the bulk of the people here are teens and young adults. Just because you haven't had sex that early doesn't mean that you are a bad person. I turn 18 next month and I'm still a virgin. If I didn't care, I probably could find a way to lose it, but for me, it's about finding someone I really care about to take the risks involved. Secondly, if you feel that you have to make everyone you meet think that you have a sex life to cover up your lack thereof, you have worse problems than being a virgin (which you wouldn't have posted this FML if the opposite were true). Forgetting the fact that you seem to be oh so desperate to get laid, I really doubt that random people care about whether or not you had sex. FYL for thinking that you have to lose your virginity and YDI for giving people a reason not to sleep with you.

Well said. I waited until I was 18 to lose my virginity and the guy I lost it to is now my fiancé and we have a baby on the way. I didn't care that I hadn't had sex before because that's not what I base my self-worth on. It's rather stupid to base it on anything physical.

korn247 5

wow you're lame. you don't even deserve to be on here

"Today I did something senseless to impress someone who I will never see again and who couldn't care less besides. It made me realize how much of a loser I am in retrospect. FML

You have major psychological issues. Seriously. For doing this then posting it on here. YDI. I just hope it's a fake FML, or else I think you need help.

I do think buying condoms would have been cheaper and then you could have at least use them as water balloons.