Transportation: Someone thinks highly of themself

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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Saturday 16 May 2009 1:39

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

genius_man16 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:58

Shoulda slapped a ho.

Comments

Sasori_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:30

Tell her to not flater her self u had somthin in your eye and u wouldnt even look once at an ugly bitch like her who thinks shes sexy

Sasori_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:30

Tell her to not flater her self u had somthin in your eye and u wouldnt even look once at an ugly bitch like her who thinks shes sexy

starry_eyed4 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:41

wow #13 is so right. sorry about that bitch. bad representation of us females.

zombieman000 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:05

awesome #16

Dogmaw 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:48

Most of us never have the right response when we need it. :( Let the skanky bitch get on with her miserable, shallow existence.

RK5000 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:09

She'll have to endure that moment's review come judgment day.

eaglesfan761 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:58

lolz

Petorious09 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:54

sorry about that, hopefully that self centered **** goblin dies soon or at least gets an STD.

idaworst 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:24

wow what a little bitch

fuckintruck 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:20

Wow all you people with tht serious comments and shit need to chill allthough u shoulda kicked her in her pussy works everytime. Foot might get stuck but you'll b fine ;)

Lpjz2 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:38

U shud of said lookin in the mirror again and if she said I'm looking at you u ugly basterd u shud say that's not a very nice way to talk abbout your mother