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Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was riding on my usual bus, when I noticed a man staring at me. I was having a really bad day, and said "Can you please stop staring at me?" He then replied with "I'm just trying to look out the window, and your head is in the way. Don't flatter yourself." FML

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By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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fedora_fan13 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:39

someone's a self-centered, hard-to-believe-she-can-still-walk, skanky bitch...sorry something similar happened to me

genius_man16 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:58

Shoulda slapped a ho.

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ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 17 March 2012 18:32

Am I the only girl whø never assumes a guy is looking at me? O.o

Valerie_Jo 5

Sunday 22 April 2012 10:46

You should have been like "gross, don't worry I wouldn't, I just had dust in my eye. Don't flatter yourself that much!" (; I would have!

Miooow 16

Friday 11 May 2012 12:28

Eww that girl is so full of herself.

newburton13 26

Friday 15 June 2012 23:17

Was it Paris Hilton?

Whiteheart55 8

Monday 18 June 2012 21:37

What a bitch ain't no body lookin at her ass!

jazs1mba 3

Monday 25 November 2013 0:43

You shoulda said I was winking at your ugly ass I was blinking to get the sight of you out of my head

Baller_Bob 17

Friday 21 March 2014 13:45

What an arrogant bitch

ginger196 14

Tuesday 17 June 2014 5:07

woah, calm down, they're just contacts....

drayloon 50

Saturday 6 September 2014 7:03

I would have asked if a quick ******** was out of the question.

bandchick16 3

Saturday 8 November 2014 0:38

That's when you say "Don't flatter yourself" to her for being like that

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