Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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daniel_dd31 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

Comments

kzai 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:35

Hahahahahaha that's pretty smart!

erica060684 3

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:36

LMFAO! I'm laughing to hard to comment anymore

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 10:41

We could only hope that were true.

TheEpicPies 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:37

Lol!

the_illuminated 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:46

Drive sober, or get pulled over.

KDukes1092 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:51

haha too silly OP

brittanywashere 14

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:53

I gotta admit, this made me giggle....a lot.

herbie910 3

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:54

Do you not feel the breeze?

advent2060 4

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:58

Not very bright are we?

kingsian 15

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:59

Damn what the hell everybody give OP a break. Shit y'all act like your mind doesn't go blank from time to time. Hell y'all ain't perfect eaz up off ol boy