Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

Comments

MikeM27 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 16:35

Dumb. Ass.

RaVeN53 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 17:08

How were you driving the bike and fumbling with your "seat belt"...

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 17:54

How'd you not feel the breeze through your hair ?(;

tylahgrace 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 18:43

I've actually done this as well, at least I don't feel too stupid now

twiztedone 19

Saturday 29 December 2012 19:19

Should only get that nervous around the cops if you are doing something worse then just not wearing a seatbelt! Were you holding something?

CanCann 16

Saturday 29 December 2012 20:13

That's....just.....odd...lol idk if this is an fml or a ydi

XxQuickScopzxX 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 21:09

wouldnt u realize u were on a motorcycle from the start,?

IAmNotAHuman515 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 21:09

This sounds more like an MLIA but still funny!!

Arrawyn 12

Saturday 29 December 2012 22:00

You notice many things

Eiregal2 10

Saturday 29 December 2012 22:33

Wow, it's been a very long time since an fml made me laugh out loud. i must say thank you OP! I am well and truly cheered up!

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