Transportation: Panic on the streets

Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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By Fox - 25/02/2013 03:41 - United States

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Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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Saturday 29 December 2012 5:17

You get REALLY nervous around police.

poccocurantes 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 5:18

Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.

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Ms_ValS 27

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:09

Hahaha! You must have looked hilarious.

brownli 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:11

Nice

savannahjewel9 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:21

Whoops

Airman1988 9

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:21

Cops always make me nervous too even when I'm doing nothing wrong.

xremxrem 8

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:23

*Slow Clap*

Charleybelle 14

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:24

Stupid. Idontknow how this made it past moderation.

akallaan 7

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:28

Phail flakes for you!

volleyballchick5_fml 5

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:28

First likes on both. Boom

Headcrab 29

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:28

I drive a motorcycle and can not fathom how you can forget you're on a bike.

Eiregal2 10

Saturday 29 December 2012 22:25

The hell, what is that thing in your picture?

eyecon502 13

Saturday 29 December 2012 6:31

Time to put those training wheels back on.

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