Animals: Alas… - FML

Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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By Noname - 29/10/2011 11:02 - United States

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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weddingbelle09 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:31

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

Lollersk4tes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:20

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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FarSide 22

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:15

Yep. Your life is ******. Not because you missed the rabbit, but because you fail to comprehend the objective of this simple web site.

FarSide 22

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:17

Being a big Pussy isn't exactly a complement either...

horoshak 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:20

well umm... FYL for posting this. FML stands for "**** MY life" not **** ITS life.

urielxxx 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:21

why is this an fml stupid cry baby

mylifeisover1305 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:26

ur name is bunnylover thts why

madmonkeykilla 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:27

nice I'll admit that was good but these guy are seriously pathetic

vampress96 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:28

How's this an FML?

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:30

It's just a rabbit. You'll be okay.

durtysanch 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:33

lol now I know why its a fml look at his name.

nomnommonster 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:34

L could stand for anything. like lesbians. F the rabbit's Lesbians? pimp.

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