Animals: Alas… - FML

Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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weddingbelle09 0

Monday 15 March 2010 23:31

Hey, seeing an innocent animal get run over by a car is kind of traumatic, especially if it's the first time you've seen it happen.

Lollersk4tes 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:20

"Today, I just barely missed being run over by a car. I was then promptly run over by another car. I'm a rabbit. FML."

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ninba20 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:36

oh how sad...did u cry?

Gazoooo 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:36

zero points for your Dad -2 for the car behind you

lifeisdabestsome 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:46

two words for ya: so what

Rickyretardo 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:47

wow that rabbit is bad at frogger

bear192008 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:48

Lame!

lil_biddy_26 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:48

I prob should have looked where I was going..

ScaryyMary 14

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:49

That wascawwy wacecaw! Hit my wascawwy wabbit befowe I got a chance to shoot 'im! >:O Looking on the bright side, it's a free fast food dinner!

WOW_idc123 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:50

There's a dead rabbit on my street I guess your dad hit that one instead :D haha

PurpleNinjaStar 7

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:51

How the duck is this an FML????? It's a rabbit...that's not even yours

Evelien87 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 1:54

YDI for sitting in a car.

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