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By Ohgodmother - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart
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By Ohgodmother - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Hobart
By clodius - 20/11/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Airdrie
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By Alice99 - 12/11/2013 17:39 - United States - Bothell
I feel like my post didn't have enough information. No, my sister did not know we were together. I had not introduced him to my family yet. Yes, I did break up with him. No, I did not feel bad about it. Yes, my sister ended it with him after I told her what was going on.
By overly nationalistic redneck - 19/10/2013 19:37 - Norway - Ytre Arna
Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.